Credit: eonline.com

This young woman’s name is Courtney Alexis Stodden. She just got married to a dude who was apparently in Lost and The Green Mile—congrats, you two!

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  • eonline.com

Now, how old do you think Miss Courtney is? 25? 32? A young-looking 40-year-old who’s maybe had some work done?

No. Courtney is 16 years old.

Why do teenage girls keep getting famous for looking like 35-year-old women who’ve spent an entire lifetime smoking and tanning!? I know it’s not a new thing for young women to want to look older, but this shit is getting ridiculous. 15-year-old Kendall Jenner, I’m looking at you.

(Related: Get off my lawn.)

Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles.

53 replies on “How Old Is This Woman?”

  2. Oh, goddammit Doug Hutchison. I really liked you. You were excellent in The Green Mile. Now I just think you’re a creepy old perv.

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