Some tickets are still available for HUMP’s opening night at SIFF Cinema Uptown TONIGHT! I’ll be at the Uptown to introduce both shows tonight—at 7 and 9:30 PM—and I’ll be at all of tomorrow night’s HUMP! screenings before heading to Portland for a weekend’s worth of HUMP!ing. Every single screening of HUMP! in Portland is completely sold out. Which is why they’re seeing stuff like this on Craigslist down in Portland:
There are a lot more HUMP! screenings scheduled in Seattle—this weekend and next weekend (most of next weekend’s Seattle screenings are already sold out)—so you don’t have to suck anyone off to get a ticket in Seattle. All you have to do is go here and buy a ticket while you still can!
Overheard in the HUMP! Jury Room after the jump…
“Lovely kitchen—but white back-splashes are so hard to keep clean.”
“Is this HUMP!’s first bris?”
“It’s gotta be hard to pee on a trampoline.”
“No, it’s really easy! It’s the worst thing about jumping on a trampoline.”
“It looks like she’s teaching her vagina sign language.”
“Sarah McLachlan needs to show up at the end of this one with a really sad dog.”
“Who smells ice-cream?!”
“I’m glad they found each other.”
“The swastika is a boner killer.”
“This is the bunny gang rape scenario they cut from No Country For Old Men.”
“Luckily the female body has ways of shutting bunny rape down.”