So tickets for HUMP!—the midnight screenings—are on sale NOW at all Seattle Rudy’s locations. Tomorrow morning, tickets go on sale online! 10 am! Right here!
Better get a ticket, or you’ll be stuck home watching A Wet Dream On Elm Street, by yourself, for the 19th time. Actually this video makes me mad that I didn’t think of it first. I mean, look at the dildo glove. LOOK AT IT!

So can we expect to the website to be a little more stable at the time of sale than previous years?
Poor Edward James Olmos.
@1 Nope
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>1: Sadly, no. But it’s a good problem to have: this weird home porno fest thing The Stranger built from nothing is popular and sells out. OTOH, I’d like to do something on my Saturday morning aside from refreshing a broken web page. Didn’t they use Brown Paper Tickets once? I’ve never had weird site downtime buying from them…