12 replies on “I Am Interrupting My Honeymoon to Bring You This Very Important Hockey Announcement”

  1. [Mike Lange voice] Ladies and Gentlemen: Elvis Has Just Left The Building!

    SIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDNEY CROOOOOOOOOSBY! Smilin’ like a butcher’s dog.

  2. Here’s hoping that Sid gives Megan a nice present on her honeymoon. A hat trick would do.

    This Pens fan is pleased as punch that The Kid is finally returning to the ice.

  3. I’m interrupting my lunch and viewing of Episode 3 of AMC’s “Hell On Wheels” to bring YOU this important announcement:

    “WHO GIVES A FUCK???”

    Now go back to important things, like orgasms to the point of chafing for Christ’s sake.

  4. Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!

    Wish I were in the motherland tonight, instead of stuck in South Louisiana, which, no matter how long I live here, will never be home.

  5. @2, Well, it wasn’t an HT but a 2G, 2A performance was nice. Ya know, I’ll let it slide for now. It’ll take a game or two to clear out all the rust. After that I won’t be so forgiving of sloppy 4-point performances.

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