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SO PHOTOSHOPPED
@1: You can tell by the pixels.
Real and cute as heck.
I predict this will continue until someone uploads a video of him and Dan Savage holding up a copy together of today’s Seattle Times.
you can tell it’s photoshopped by his left hand in the first picture.
Why do you appear to have 3 legs in the first picture?
Gulp.
@6: Someone is standing behind him.
I met him last night, totally real, and even cuter in real life. <3
We are bringing the CGI version of Julien to Slog Happy tonight.
I hope you took that fish home, cooked it up, and served it to be eaten in its entirety after you got done playing with it.
yum
@1 is correct.
I’m fairly sure the red car in the pic with him holding the fish isn’t sold in the US market, only in those foreign places like the South.
I want to have sex with this man. As long as he does not try to include any fish.
Julien, they have this thing in America called haterade. The slog commenters have been sippin’ it hard, dude. Don’t let it get you down.
@6, the dude is so hung he has to have a third leg sewn into his pants. “Call me Tripod”. I’ve heard he can balance on it like a kangaroo on his tail.
If I accept the fish can I go before Dee?
go get that kid a bag o’ doughnuts. Show him real American food.
@16
You are such a racist.
[in my best Maurice Chevalier voice]
Zank heaven, for new interns!
For new interns get cuter everday!
Zank heaven, for new interns
zey give me tingles in ze most delightful way!
Zose big brown eyes so smiley and appealing
one day will flash and send me crashin’ zru the ceilin’
Zank heaven for zem all,
no matter where no matter who
for without zem, what would Slog readers do?
French and cute.
I’m in lurv.
Of course you are!
@18, because I’m too impatient to follow Dee?
Shit I meant @15
Audio is required, of course – must hear the accent to seal the deal.
@ 22, Ha!
@24: It’s fantastic.
Is this French dude gay? I want to see a cock
You people fishing for cock pics need to start posting en masse that his cock doesn’t exist. It’s a proven strategy.
Good lord, a headline like “I Am Real” by the cutest intern since Blum, and a cliched faggot like me takes hours to think of Sylvester? Shameful.
And @28, you mean how it’s just fine if he maybe has no penis. Or it could be it’s just not worth seeing. But in any event, I’m sure he has nothing to prove to the likes of us. Isn’t that right?
Because it’s inconceivable that you could have just found some guy to pose as the made-up intern in pictures.
I vote for Gus to be the first to pop new intern’s cherry. He has been disappointed by Sergio Ramos’s supposed straight-i-tude, and it’s only fair. Besides, I’ve heard the French are born without penises, and they only show up later in life, like wisdom teeth, so French intern will have to provide photo evidence to the contrary…GO GUS!!!
Julien, from one gay black guy to another (gay/bi??) black guy – don’t let the commentators get to you here. As we say back in the South “Kill ’em with Kindness” they’ll die of insanity if you do 🙂
Faut en toucher un mot avec Charles du côté « réel » . . .
Aw Canuck, you’re sweet. Really, of course, I’m the internet version of one of those old Italian villagers who sits at the outdoor cafe catcalling every pretty young thing who walks by. The second one turns to face me I bury my face in the newspaper.
Ah, well. We’ll pretend you’re sharing his baguette anyway… 😉
Comment dit-on en français: is that a fish or are you just happy to see me?
He can’t be gay… it wouldn’t be fair to ME.
@30 – So, you think that Stranger staff were sitting around one day and decided it would be a great idea to make up a French intern, write multiple posts from him and then go find a random guy and drag him around the city to pose for pictures “to complete the illusion that there really is a French intern”. OR, hrmmmmmm… they could just actually have a French Intern. Occam’s razor.
@37
k’MON man. This is a total hoax. Not just photoshopped but CGI’d as well!
Actually, I have to admit, this CGI guy does look like someone I would enjoy chatting with while I ate a couple pastries and a cafe au whatever at nice outdoor table somewhere not to close to cars…