More heartening wisdom from fake President-Elect Paris Hilton, with help from former fake president Martin Sheen.

More please, Funny or Die.

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22 replies on “I Love Fake President Hilton”

  1. @12: i contend that 2 people did one eye each, and they weren’t allowed to see the other’s effort until the end.

    i did like FoPo, though.

  2. Yeah, Paris is looking used up. And its not just the makeup. She was never very hot, but whoring sure has aged her. All she ever had going for her was that “skinny near-jailbait white broad” thing going for her, and she couldn’t build anything of value onto that. Now her celebrity dies with a whimper.

    …I wish I didn’t care enough to be pleased with the result.

  3. Haven’t we already had a fake president for almost 8 years? Still Paris would be a better VP than Palin. She has better writers.

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