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Sexy, but I’m holding out for the Cthulhu model.
Dan, is the vampire obsession prevalent among gay teens too? I thought it was just 13 year old girls… I think they might make more money with a Twilight vibrator. Oh wait. That exists. *shudder*
Some people will fuck anything.
This never happened when zombies were all the rage.
Time for some mental floss.
that’s the most uninviting orifice i’ve ever seen
I prefer to jerk off manually.
Teeth need to be sharper.
I think it should have shark teeth, multiple rows like a real shark, and backward-slanted to hold the “prey” in place.
i think i went out with that guy last week…
For the final time: Teeth are NOT a necessary component of the blow job process.
Not sexy.
Damn Fleshlights don’t even feel good. Total waste of money…
I should get one for those times when I see a goth girl who really does it for me. Yeah, at my age I should be over the whole goth girl thing, but a dirty old man must be a dirty old man. Not that I’m old. Yet!
Does this one go in the fridge too?
Apparently, they’re hoping that 14 year old gay boys obsessed with Twilight have a way of buying sex toys….
Is that a boy vampire mouth or a girl’s? I can’t tell. ‘Cause it makes such a big difference, ya know?
If only the Fleshlight’s home of Las Cruces, New Mexico, would celebrate this entrepreneurial triumph in the midst of recession. Alas, unlike the call-centers and the new Olive Garden, the mighty Fleshlight has never gotten any headlines or TV time.
Perhaps that may be a kitchen “tool” for the following: http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212