It’s a week old, I know. But, seriously, come on:
(Via Res Ipsa Loquitur.)
Related: A great poem by the very great Jim Dodge called “Unnatural Selections: A Meditation upon Witnessing a Bullfrog Fucking a Rock”
I Know How You Feel, Kid
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why must the orgasmic squeals of a turtle sound so cute?!
That’s so sad.
Some one needs to find him a craigslist hookup, stat.
I sure wouldn’t want to clean up after that.
Somebody on reddit said that it’s being “dominant,” and that’s its tail (turtles don’t have wangs, apparently).
Dominating with little sighing baby noises and tail tickles, I dunno…
My husband tells a great story about going to the San Diego Zoo when he was a teenager and seeing one of the ancient giant tortoises fucking another one. Apparently there were hilarious noises and horrified parents involved…
…and the bagpipe didn’t say no.
@5: you haven’t lived until you’ve watched rhinos fucking when you’re standing next to your mom at the zoo. seriously, it’s like 3 feet long.
I have lived in San Diego since I was five years old. It’s true about the giant tortoises, I have seen them mating several times. It is hilarious and sad. And the parents are horrified. All true.
4- I’m so glad you wrote that, because that makes me feel much less sorry for the little guy.
I have also seen the Galapagos Island Tortoises of the San Diego Zoo mating. It’s hilarious. Imagine the baby turtle, huuge, deeper voice, and longer, slower thrusts. Hilarious!
@4: That might be his tail, but turtles do have wangs. From a veterinary site on box turtles:
“During mating season, the male may exhibit increased activity and “penis fanning.” The penis resembles a purple flower that may be mistaken for a prolapse by those unfamiliar with the turtle’s normal anatomy.”
http://www.animalhospitals-usa.com/repti…
@11: okay, so now we know that is not turtledong
That’s so fucking cute.
It’s like the porn version of the “Duck & Cover” movies from the 50s.
That’s adorable!