You’ve seen these, right?
- Sexy eskimo?
Hardly surprising, since there isn’t a costume in existence that can’t be weirdly sexified.
The sad thing is that while my feminist side is vaguely tweaked by these costumes (but let’s be real, I’m not above slutting it up for Halloween), it’s really my nerd side that’s worked up.
I mean COME ON! Those are LAME!!!!! The Vader one doesn’t even have a MASK!!! Why would you dress as a half-assed wookiee when there are other perfectly good, sexy sci-fi costumes out there?
Personally I’m gonna visit Girls’s Costume Warehouse for my costume.
What about this? It’s not particularly sexy, more cozy….
When you look like her, you can dress any way you want.
This.
VPL.
There’s a star wars theme in the Quake Rugby Calendar this year- I’ll have to see if we can get you one. 🙂
Vomit.
“Sexy Chinese Take-out Costume”, seriously? What frikkin’ genius came up with THAT one?
Sexkimo… *POUNCE!*
. . . is the Finding Nemo costume photoshopped on to her?
@3, Damnit, i wanted one of those so bad for my last birthday, but they come nowhere near my size 🙁 maybe if i have a kid one day…
@9 It did occur to me that the exceptionally weird costumes aren’t even real and are just a marketing ploy to drive traffic to their site. Well played, Yandy, I’ve fallen for your trick this time.
CANNOT UNSEE.
Seriously, the only possible worse thing would be a sexy Gungan costume.
Fifth Element FTW, though.
Rule 34.
That video is hilarious.
wow. gross.
I believe there are two e’s in “wookiee.”
Fifth Element costume looks great and isn’t trying too hard to look sexy while the star wars ones try to do too much.
@17, dang, I’m burning with shame and have fixed the spelling.
I kinda like the “whore/witch” and the “whore/clown” or the “whore/C-3PO” and the “whore/Darth Vader”. I know – why don’t these women just simply dress as a “WHORE” and get it over with ??
@20: Because that would be shameful (“prostitutes are complete WHORES!”) rather than “hahahah this is just my pretend sexuality, no worries, the rest of the year I totally hate sex.”
I fucking love Halloween!!!
I agree. Those costumes are so far removed from the original concept that they’re unrecognizable. Seriously, how does that costume look anything like a wookiee? Sexy stormtroopers need to look like this:
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/474-s…
@3 If you’re going to get a geek sleeping bag then nothing can compare to this….
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/…