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One man’s trash is another man’s toiletries! Mary Seton
Someone left a roll of toilet paper on 10th Street. It’s now lightly dusted with ants(?) and has fused into a single block of tissue sop. There’s a bonus pear core nearby—potentially a casualty of Oddfellows’ kitchen. To any takers: feel free to nab the roll, but remember to install it so that the paper hangs down over the roll. Nothing worse than pulling down some paper that slithers out from underneath the roll like a snake.
Today seems to be a big day for randomly abandoning unwanted objects on the street. But, hey, that’s Capitalism.
