If Ted Haggard Can Have a Church…

1. i wonder if that guy really goes by dan savage but had to use “daniel m savage” on the van to avoid confusion.

2. Limo tint the windows before you dive past all the schools and you’ll be in business. Be warned, the Catholic church doesn’t like competition.

3. Your online review as a pastor sounds about right then, what with being bull headed and giving massages:

   The pastor is a very godly man who preaches like a baptist minister should. He is though very bull headed and set in his ways. The massage given was simple and to the point. this kjv preaching church is one that i would want to come visit again in the future, I would recommend you stop by if you are ever passing through. sincerely Jason chavez

   http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3723375245…

4. Dan, you should totally start your own church. The Church of Orgasmology.

5. Do it, Dan – but make sure you call yourself an Archbishop or nobody will have any respect for you.

6. i like that they put “we preach christ” in quotation marks. makes it seem like a euphemism for somthing else. oh, so that’s what the kids are calling it these days!

7. Illiterate morons, especially the Jeeboid ones, “love” to put their “beliefs” in “quotes”.

   Would look better as “We kill rats dead” or “We clear stuck drains”.

8. @7: Maybe it’s quoting another van.

9. *falls outta chair LMAOing*

10. That.Is.Awesome.

11. It takes five minutes to become legally ordained to, among other things, perform marriages. Just sayin’. http://ulc.net/

12. A preacher’s van with, what look like, reflective windows in the back.

    Yeah, this seems legit. In the words of my D&D group: “Send the torch bearer in first.”

13. Dan is already the unofficial Gay Pope. I know I already do whatever he tells me to… and I do mean Whatever he tells me to.

14. get down on your knees, boy! This van looks so skeezy. Why do they insist on the Ford Econoline as the official vehicle of most ministries? Just seeing this vehicle says to people – “hey kids, check out my sweet Nambla-ride.”

15. The window-less panel van with heavy duty suspension truly is the way to go, with the wall space for tie-down hooks and steel mirror surfaces and what not. Must be able to clean it out with a garden hose……

16. Well, hey, “the stoned which the builders rejected has become the cornerstone….”

    Wait, is that the right quote?

17. “The massage given was simple and to the point.”

    apparently he’s also a masseuse. i know ill be counting on my happy ending

18. Invite the good pastor on as a guest expert!
    (Of course, you’d have to make it all about the romantic side of relationships, rather than the sexual. And preferably between people who are already married.)

19. You already have your own church with parishioners, Dan.

    It’s called “Savage Love”.

20. Little known fact – Dan’s confirmation name is “Motherfuckin”.

21. @7 — my first thought was, “part time preacher, part time roto-rooter”.

22. I’ll take credit for this photo. My girlfriend and I (both big SL fans) saw that van started laughing in front of some rather puzzled church folk. All this time we have been led astray!!!

23. “If this van’s a rocking’, It sure ain’t Jesus who’s a knockin'”

    moteaze.com

24. I think I like the pope mobile better. Although, I think you be better looking into something like appliance repair for a fall back career don’t you think? Or would you rather get chased out of every city? Like they said, watch yourself, Christians and Catholics don’t like competition and they have almost every human under the sun on these dear old United States under their thumbs.

25. I think I like the pope mobile better. Although, I think you be better looking into something like appliance repair for a fall back career don’t you think? Or would you rather get chased out of every city? Like they said, watch yourself, Christians and Catholics don’t like competition and they have almost every human under the sun on these dear old United States under their thumbs.

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