This April, Neverland Ranch will be taken apart bit-by-bit in auction form.
Wouldn’t those gates look nice in front of your Capitol Hill condo? They’ll be up for sale, as will a pair of official scissorhands from Edward Scissorhands, rhinestone-covered gloves, rhinestone-covered socks, a life-size statue of Superman, jewel-encrusted stuff, and, among other Disney-obsessed paraphernalia, the only golf cart worth driving to a NAMBLA convention:
I’d like to imagine that Michael got the first edition of this cart, only to send it back with a specific demand to redo the ears.
I like those rhinestone socks, actually… Too bad I could bedazzle some myself for much less money, and they wouldn’t be tainted with chimo sweat.
his golf cart head is so tiny…
“If ever there was . . . ” Don’t you mean ‘were’?
Unfortunately having a lot of money doesn’t give you good taste. Christ that’s a load of tacky crap.
@3, whoops.
Oh, if there is a God and they are just and merciful, I’ll somehow end up in possession of that sweet, sweet golf cart.
It looks like Michael outdid both Jeff Koons and Damien Hirst.
For the last two weeks I’ve had stuck in my head, “I was born a NAMBLA man” to the tune of the Allman Brothers’ “Ramblin’ man”
OH SWEET CHRIST WHERE ARE HIS ARMS
I like how I was picturing these fancy pants socks (delicate, hand-knit silk things covered in jewels, perhaps) but in reality they’re just sweat socks that are an unfortunate victim of grandma’s bedazzling fit.
Can’t they just change the name of the place to Never, Never, Never Again Land?
What a load of gawdawful junk!
The swashy, script lettering over the gateway? It was never designed to be used in ALL CAPS!
Please, amateur typesetters, please … even Comic Sans would have been a better choice.