My 2011 resolution/goal is to meet Martha Stewart. I don’t know why. It sounded like a good idea at the time. Well today, at 11:45 am (Pacific time) I will be interviewed for “5-7 minutes” on the “Living Today” show on Martha Stewart’s satellite radio channel! I will be talking about baking things into other things. Martha is not the host of the show, but I am still excited. Listen, if you’d like! I will try not to swear! (If you don’t have satellite radio, you can hear it online, via a free trial here.)
Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles. More by Megan Seling

If Martha Stewart isn’t interested in your pie-in-a-cupcake genius, she doesn’t deserve you.
Please use the phrase “Baked the fuck in!”
Martha Stewart should be meeting you, yo.
I am so happy for you! Break a leg!
I want your turducken recipe.
That’s so awesome! Congratulations Megan. Baking stuff into stuff should make you the most beloved woman in America.
I’ve never tasted anything made personally by Ms. Stewart, but I’ve tasted things made according to her specifications,and none of them came close to any of the things I’ve tasted that you made. I think if you meet her, it should only be for long enough that you can tell her “I win.”
Ask her for investment advice.
Bravo Megan!
@8: That was a cheap shot.
Well, she was a qualified broker.
The trick to many interviews is not asking the exact same questions as anyone else. So a good idea might be to ask about her cupcakes and muffins. And then ask about food.
Good luck, M. I’d love to meet her, too, but it’s hard to do if you live on the wrong coast.
Is it me or do you love Martha more now than you did before that West Virginia episode? I think she’s A LOT more animated now.
Can you bake a file into a cake?
I’ve tasted baked goods made by Megan, and they’re fucking awesome.