In Case You’re Wondering…

1. “Wahlberg.”

2. Sorry, but I think you can do better:

   “Mark Wahlberg is glad filmmaker Ang Lee passed over him when he cast Brokeback Mountain, because the Oscar nominee was “a little creeped out” at the prospect of having to play a gay cowboy. The Departed star reveals he and pal Joaquin Phoenix were originally considered for the roles of Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist in the 2005 film – but both felt uncomfortable about sex act scenes in a tent. Wahlberg explains, “I met with Ang Lee on that movie, I read 15 pages of the script and got a little creeped out. It was very graphic, descriptive — the spitting on the hand, getting ready to do the thing. I told Ang Lee, ‘I like you, you’re a talented guy, if you want to talk about it more…’ Thankfully, he didn’t.”

3. I think you’d have a better shot if you learned to spell his name correctly. Some people are really touchy about that.

4. It’s not my job to spell things.

5. call him ‘marky mark’ and you’ll never have to get the spelling correct again.

6. Canuck, I rather suspect Mr. Holden is not as interested in Mr. Wahlberg’s mind as you may have thought.

7. So what is your job? To lay there and look pretty?

   Ha ha. Good luck with that.

8. I’ll get you Marky if you get me Tom Hardy

9. But, but, gus! That’s just wrong! Irretrievable homophobic douchebaggery shouldn’t be trumped by a six pack! Do men have NO standards?

10. Celebrity acts like viagra on bloggers, Canuck. Ours not to reason why.

11. @9 Do men have NO standards?

    *ponders*

12. Um Dom, can you explain why this is under the “CATS” heading? Is this reference to pussy intentional?

13. @11 Oh for god’s sake, you shouldn’t still be thinking!! What if he were a Nazi tattoo sporting scab picker with a six pack, what then?

14. @9: So a guy who is “creeped out” by the idea of having anal sex with another guy is automatically a homophobic douchebag?

    It pisses me off when people like you throw the word “homophobic” around indiscriminately. I’m creeped out by a lot of the sex acts described in Savage Love, many of them between same-sex partners, but often between opposite-sex partners. Doesn’t make me a homophobe. Douchebag.

15. Dominic, n00ds pls. (of you)

    And I will get you whatever garbage you want.

16. @14, an actor who publicizes having been creeped out by the idea of pretending to like anal sex for one single scene is a homophobic douchebag.

17. Sorry — how did you get first in line for that??

18. Hmm, I always imagined you more into the leather daddy type.

19. But Dominic, your face is so ugly only fucked up drug fags want to fuck you. Also, your haircut looks like shit and you need to shave more often.

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