Wait, fuck it. Insane Novelty License Plate Holder of the Year:
HAPPINESS IS
BITING MY PARROT BACK
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Parrots SUCK.
Parrots need a great deal of attention and training. They can be very gentle if given enough of your time and love.
@4 – also they form a very strong bond with their owner and are very long-lived.
You know, we can fix that with surgery.
Actually, I think that license plate makes sense to anyone that’s ever had an undersocialized parrot. The only way I could get my insane lovebirds to unhand (unbeak?) my thumb sometimes was to take their heads in my mouth. They understood THAT.