So pronounced Michael Gonidakis, executive director of Ohio Right to Life, after Ohio’s House of Representatives approved three separate anti-abortion bills yesterday. If approved by the Senate, Ohio will become a very scary place to be pregnant.
The most controversial piece of legislation, known as the “heartbeat” bill, would prohibit the procedure after a fetal heartbeat is detected. Another ban targets late-term abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy, and the third bill would restrict insurance coverage for abortions.
The “heartbeat” bill doesn’t have an exception for rape or incest. The article notes that fetal heartbeats can be detected as early as six weeks of gestation.
In other depressing news, one of a Kansas’s three abortion clinics has had its license revoked, as expected.

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I went to college in Ohio. I was always happy to know that if necessary I could simply drive home to Pittsburgh to get an abortion. Just a few hours drive and then I could have recouped at Mom’s house. I never needed to but if I, or one of my friends, had been in need I would have. I loved my college but central, rural Ohio is kinda terrifying.
@3 – Kansas “accidentally” one of its abortion clinics.
Yes, fixed, thank you!
Just go to a sham doctor, one who doesnt have sophisticated equipment needed to register a heartbeat. Half of all those “Pregnancy Centers” are basically a sham, this should be no different.
There are no secular justifications for these bullshit laws. Ohio is a theocracy.
What is it with this pro-life obsession with fetal heartbeat? I have heard so many pro-lifers talk about a fetus having a heartbeat like that has huge significance that requires no elaboration as to why. Don’t they know that the heart is a muscle that pumps blood? That’s all it is! It’s not the seat of emotion, despite our use of it as a literary metaphor. Every time I see that stupid slogan, “Abortion stops a beating heart” I always think, “So what!?” For Ohio to say that it becomes legally protected once it’s got a functional blood-pumping muscle is completely arbitrary and ridiculous.
This ‘heartbeat’ rule will be especially difficult for abortion advocates to relate to, they being cold heartless assholes and all….
I hope the wording of the laws is as characteristically vague and ill-considered as other right-wing lunatic measures like the one that accidentally outlawed all marriage in Texas. That way we can all point and laugh when Ohio bans killing any animal with a heart.
@11 That’s great! Lots of labs use foetal bovine serum to grow cells. Not any more in Ohio!
Are heart transplant recipients now legally different people in Ohio?
Or is, say, the surgeon who removes the heart from a brain-dead donor now going to be prosecuted for murder?
@10 And lots of conservatives will have a hard time relating to anything defining life by brain function…
The heartbeat bill is probably not going to stand because it’s just completely against the “trimester” language in Roe. I’d be surprised to see it make it past the 6th Circuit actually.
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This is a really clever way of side-stepping any official ‘abortion banned nao’ language. Most women don’t even know they’re pregnant until the 6th week.I C WHUT U DID THAR, ASSHOLES. I C U
@10 HA! Hahahahar. Oh, you. So clever, and so salient.
@9 Cause it makes an awesome sound bite. But practically, a heart is one of the first things that develops in an embryo, so it’ll keep you from getting an abortion before some of these girls know they’re pregnant. This is a sad day for choice.
just watched ‘Freakanomics’
their crime rate will jump by 30% in 20 years..