Everyone seems to think this desk is Lindy’s desk. But it is not. Lindy’s desk really is covered in beach sand (just as Fnarf pictures it to be).
It was my desk that was the cluttered, pig pen of a desk covered with four-and-a-half-inch-high piles of diet soda cans, Fiji water bottles (I do NOT want to be Tom Cruise, by the way), and dozens of unopened CDs (WHY DO PEOPLE STILL SEND ME CDs? STOP IT. SEND A LINK.), books, and other crap.
Lindy is innocent. I’m sorry my desk was so disgusting.
And look, I cleaned!
- I even bought a new plant!
Ahahaha, all it takes is a Slog poll (legally binding, of course) to get some Stranger office cleaning done.
Awesome!
Very festive.
Dammit, I was so sure it wasn’t you…
And I called Grant a slackmouthed inebriate too. Sorry Grant.
OMG! Your desk! It looks so pretty! 🙂
plant dies from neglect in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .
Yay! i guessed Lindy’s too, fwiw. Glad you cleaned yr desk Megan!, public humiliation can be *quite* the motivating factor, apparently. You’re not Catholic by any chance, are you? :>)
Now, about that Foosball table…
Better before.
Trent still hasn’t picked up his envelope, I see.
Thank you. Now I won’t be suffering from stress-induced insomnia like last night…
Darn. Are you sure?
You cleaned your desk because of us? Seriously?
I would have just left it in its naturally messy state and told everyone to fuck off. If you are by nature an untidy person, it won’t stay like this for more than a day or two anyway.
Just so long as no one mover those flowers on you desk
http://horsesass.org/?p=2119
Yeah, I think there should be a betting pool on the lifespan of that plant. I’m in for 11 months, 12 days. Can the prize be a Megan-made cupcake?
That won’t last long. I know from personal experience, as I’m sure you do too… enjoy it while it lasts!
OMG I TOTALLY NAILED THAT ONE!!! LOL… now I understand where my Pagliacci questionland gift certificate went… 😉
love it!
Aw Megan, sorry you got guilted into cleaning. But doesn’t your desk rock now? (Next, move the foosball table out.)
Please bake the plant into a cupcake now.
Are you hiring? Because I may suck at writing, but I’m unemployed and can at least keep a desk clean.
Clean desks are for people who expect to be laid off. All others should make heaps of stacks of interesting layers of things…
Now, just admit to the sex noise poll too…….
Where did you hide the box that you pushed everything into to take this picture?
Maybe all the sex noise vibrations knocked the desk clean.
OMG I GOT IT RIGHT!
@16
zing!
I knew I should’ve trusted my Sherlock Holmes-ey instincts when I saw that baking pan on the foosball table. I think my official answer was Lindy though (although I don’t think I actually clicked a vote but whatevs).
People with messy desks rule. Never, never give in to the OCD nazis.
Are you the one with the landlord issue too?
Seriously though, Lindy, how do you deal with that foosball table there?
Fiji water? Seriously? Megan, I’m disappointed! I’m appalled! I’m morally outraged! Well, maybe not quite outraged, but still… If you absolutely must drink bottled water, at least get something local! Please! Gah! Fiji water transubstantiates into the blood of Mammon in your mouth.
How’d you get stuck with the oldest computer in the office? Are you not jealous of your deskmate’s brand new laptop while you’re still living in 2005?