As Towleroad reports:
The adult website StraightCollegeMen.com has made an offer to Levi Johnston following his statement last week that he’d pose nude for the right price.
Here’s the open letter offering Johnston $25,000 (plus a first-class trip to Vegas!) to jerk off on-camera:
Today’s offer follows a previous offer made by Unzipped magazine for Johnston to bare it all in their pages.
I don’t know how I feel about all this. But I imagine Levi Johnston whacks off all the time for free, and I imagine if he accepts the assignment I’d view the results. Still…it’s not that these offers are more creepy than similar offers made by Playboy or Hustler to female celebrities. It’s that they’re exactly as creepy.
Added bonus: The (relatively SFW!) how-to-be-a-straight-guy-who-whacks-off-on-camera-for-money video featured alongside the open letter, which cheerfully lays out the basics. It will make you proud to be an American.
This seriously NEEDS to happen for the residual stink it will put on the Palin clan. I suugest some noble person double-bump it up and pay him to go take the offer.
$25,000 for maybe a glimpse of a semi – maybe. But jerking-off on camera would kind of seal his fate, and by that I mean it’s that for which he would be remembered, and it would eliminate several other opportunities. GQ or Details aren’t going to use models who famously jerk-off for dough.
$25,000 isn’t even real money anymore. If he’s going to do it (which he won’t), he needs to be paid enough to retire comfortably. And pornographers aren’t going to pay that.
I’d watch it.
if he wants visitation with his kid, he’d better not.
you beat me to it #4. If he were to do this, Palin could easily request a family judge to yank his visitation and parental rights from him on the grounds of being morally unfit.
That video is hilarious. What dumb college-age kid could resist?
The video is awesome.
Gay guys get to watch him jerk off, and he get’s the hot babe. Everyone’s a winner!
This is such a great example of the “what you cannot have is what you want most” thing that a lot of sexual fantasy is based on.
Rewind to 10 months ago and this was the mysterious, conservative, hockey stud in a suite. We still just want to know what’s under the wrapper, that’s all.
This guy is at best a 7, then you consider how quickly that plummets when he opens his mouth (to speak though)
Something about Levi is very sexy…(re: dumb hot mechanic who fixes cars at “Joe’s Garage” off US-91 South somewhere in America) type sexy.
But for me, as exciting as it might be to see this, the “fantasy” is probably more valuable than Levi actually doing it for real-which I’m guessing/hoping he wont…and he’d be smart not to.
lol
If he’s gonna do it, it needs to happen soon. He’s already starting to pack on the pounds. In another year or two at this rate, he’ll be a chubby.
He should hold out for playgirl. they will pay a lot more than 25,000