Seriously, look at what a fat bitch that Minnie Mouse was:
- Even her feet are fat.
For nearly 70 years she never lost a pound or changed her clothes. Who even knows what she did for a living? What kind of role model is that—an unmarried, unemployed, fat mouse who doesn’t even own a pair of pants? Is that what we want our little girls aspiring to be like?
So after decades of telling her to pull her life together—stop giggling, get a job, wash that goddamn bow at the very least—Disney finally helped her out by replacing her legs with dental floss and drawing her a new jacket and scarf. Now she’s a fashion designer for Forever 21! Look at how leggy and modern and glamorous she is!
- Bow’s thinner, head’s still obese.
All little girls should be so lucky.
She still has fat feet, though. Keepin’ it real.
Real mice have curves.
she’s still a lard ass!!!
Pretty much everything Disney produces is a shitty role model for kids: Little girls are princesses who should wait until their perfect princes find them… after that, everyone will live happily ever after.
I’d hit that.
Still no pants.
@4 Ugh. My 22 year-old roommate totally believes that. She sits at home reading Nicholas Sparks novels complaining about how she doesn’t have a boyfriend.
Cienna
Go back to the original appearances of Mickey and Minnie, in animation from the late ’20s. In one of them, Minnie is a “hoochie-coochie” dancer at a carnival (Mickey is a hot dog vendor. . . ).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIa1Tvbh1…
Karnival Kid, 1929. Minnie has very skinny legs, and is basically a pole dancer.
Chicago fan–
Wow. There is some sick shit going on in that cartoon. I just watched a hot dog take a dump in a mustard pot, then get spanked for not surrendering to being eaten. It’s like s/m porn.
But, the real question is, why don’t the cats eat the mice?
I think the Cats and Mice have a pact to work together against the other barnyard animals. Early Mickey is really obscene–in another one of these, he takes Minnie up in a homemade plane and tries to force kisses on her. When she resists, he tries to roll the plane to drop her out, and she jumps to defend her honor, with the obligatory panties-parachute coming to the rescue. Early Mickey WAS a dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoAXM96Z…