And the skies are obediently clearing for the Jimmy Hendricks* Manpurse Happy Hour on the lovely rooftop deck of downtown’s Hard Rock Cafe, starting at 5 p.m.! That’s an hour and a quarter, give or take, from right now.
Lots of people from the office will be there: Mary Traverse, David Schmader, Paul Constant, Grant Brissey, Cienna Madrid, Dominic Holden, and more, more, MORE!
And, of course, the manpurse. And the drink specials. See you soon!
*While a certain deceased Seattle rock star’s manpurse will be available for commemorative photos, for legal reasons, this happy hour is named after Seattle non-rock-star James Hendricks.
· $5 boilermakers—a draft beer with shot of Jim Beam
· well drinks for $3.30 each (Smirnoff, Beefeater, Bacardi, Sauza, Cutty Sark, Jack Daniels)
· half-off draft beers ($2.60 to$3.10 each) and Washington wines ($3.15 to $4.50)
· plus half-off most appetizers.
I’m sorry I can’t be there. But if anyone can offer proof that they urinated on Will in Seattle, I’ll buy him or her a drink at the next one.
Then YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
I can’t be there, I’m urinating on Will.
@2, get in line. I’m dead to everybody.
@4 – Not to me. Fnarf #1. Haters Gonna Hate
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‘Twas fun! Also, watch out if you’re going to play Dance Central with Unpaid Intern. HE’S A RINGER!!
Oh my god, you guys. You’re gonna have to start paying me a salary if I’m going to be up drinking like that on a Wednesday night.
Fucksticks, I didn’t see this until Thursday. I’m a horrible Slog fan.