53 days and counting till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. Did you know there’s more cash prizes this year? It breaks down a lil’ somethin’ like this: Best Humor: $1,000 First Prize, $250 First Runner-Up Prize; Best Sex: $1,000 First Prize, $250 First Runner-Up Prize; Best Kink: $1,000 First Prize, $250 First Runner-Up Prize… AND… Best in Show: $2,500 Grand Prize.

That said, with the state of American pop culture right now, I’d bet dollars to donuts that any flick that had anything to do with VAMPIRES would take a prize. Funny OR serious…

Or maybe funny AND campy, like this shexy-shexy shower sheen, I mean, scene from HBO’s True Blood…

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click image to watch the video on Fleshbot.com. NSFW.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

2 replies on “It’s Hump Day! Have You Started Your HUMP! Film Yet?”

  1. Oh, Jesus. Last year it was anal hooks, this year it’s going to be blood play. Why can’t we have something fun and less squicky for the theme memo that goes out, like female ejaculation? Oh, right. Because it would make Dan run away screaming and dousing his eyeballs with bleach.

  2. I was going to watch that clip for the lulz, but then I was like:
    “HEY! Pop culture vampires have already intruded into my life enough. My girlfriend can’t even drag me along on shopping trips without running into huge festering displays of Twilight swag!”
    …speaking of, Stephanie Meyers has ruined a perfectly lovely word for dusk. And for that she must DIE.

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