On December 8, Seattle police records show, officers responded to an assault call at Swedish Cherry Hill Hospital relating to an incident the day before at Seamar Clinic Senior Housing. According to the report, one female resident threw juice in the face of another woman, who retaliated by striking her in the face and chest with an “extended claw device.”
The nursing staff at Swedish Cherry Hill, who told officers this was the fourth altercation between the residents in the last six months, could not explain exactly how the injuries were sustained, the report continues. But staff stated that the woman attacked by the claw had a small fracture to her nose and bruising to her chest. The injuries were not life-threatening, and the victim—who threw the juice—would be going home with her daughter after being released from the hospital.
Is this what they mean by “extended claw device“?
How the fuck am I supposed to know what they mean? You’re the reporter – why don’t you fucking ask them?
No, this is what they mean by “extended claw device”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vni…
There are warnings about this all over town:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cherie_prie…
They pull a juice box, you pull a claw. She sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of hers home with a daughter. *That’s* the *Seamar Clinic Senior Housing* way!
I can never see the fucking pictures on Slog.
@1: oh, you.
@2: can’t see it, anonymous-face.
@3: YES!!!!!!
@4 ha ha ha
Just be grateful it wasn’t an anal hook.
“That’s a mighty nice grabber, Alvin . . .”
Well, she threw a goddamn drink in the lady’s face! You gotta expect a good clawing when you pull that shit.
Beware The Claw!