The Swedish government wants to extradite him on sexual assault charges, and there is political pressure in the U.S. to charge him with espionage, but now WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has a new and more fearsome adversary to beware of: PETA!
“Julian was constantly battling for dominance, even with my tomcat Herr Schmitt,” Domscheit-Berg says in his book “Inside WikiLeaks: My Time with Julian Assange at the World’s Most Dangerous Website.”
“Ever since Julian lived with me in Wiesbaden he (the cat) has suffered from psychosis. Julian would constantly attack the animal. He would spread out his fingers like a fork and grab the cat’s throat.”
The monster! If that doesn’t qualify Assange for Gitmo, I don’t know what does.
“He would spread out his fingers like a fork and grab the cat’s throat.”
Oh please. Tomcats love that stuff.
Cat’s out of bag now, Assange
With everyone and their grammaw trying to find a way to tell something fresh about Assange, here’s a story from yesterday I hope Reuters got wrong:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/0…
According to Interpol, he’s also a shitty tipper.
Wiki-what? Who cares about government and corporate accountability? This man is a monster. Let’s talk about him instead.
I have it on a very good second-hand source that Assange punches babies right in their adorable little faces. Also, he doesn’t recycle.
We have always been at war with East Asia.
All hail Big Brother!
He would spread out his fingers like a fork and grab the cat’s throat
I used to have hand fights with my boy cat all the time, but grabbing it by the throat? That’s mean and kind of weird. I’m beginning to think Assange may in fact have some psychological problems.
Assange is a creepy fuck. Film at 11.
Uh-oh, his 4Chan army doesn’t like a cat-hater.
Goldy, at last, your PETA troll! You’re a real Slogger now.
PETA pics ftw!
i told you he was an asshole, paul bobby. this only confirms it.
Wretched @10,
I spent half the day close reading a Seattle Times editorial. I earned my right to make a cheap, lazy joke at PETA’s expense.
#13: You make fun of PETA for its sexist marketing, not because they’re against animal cruelty, unless you’re a social conservative. Are you one of the elusive social-conservative, fiscal-liberals?
raku @14,
No, I just make cheap, lazy jokes.
You’ve gone too far this time Assange, TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!