Desk is still clean, plant is still alive.

30 replies on “Just Wanted to Let You People Know…”

  1. Hard to know what’s more useless in that picture: the P-I newspaper box, or the foosball table positioned so as to be unplayable.

  2. You know, I bet someone on Slog would be willing to come and take that foosball table off your hands, even if it needs repairs. It really looks like it’s in the way.

  3. @7, oh, yeah, like that’s not a mockup from last year. This is a total setup!

    Your monitor’s too high, and if that mouse is optical it’d probably run better without that stanky old blue mousepad. That thing is probably toxic. Go put it in Frizzelle’s jacket pocket when he’s not looking.

  4. Wow! How is it possible you’ve kept it so clean, when it was so messy before? Did you hire a maid? Wait a minute, is that now a decoy desk? Are you really working in a broom closet somewhere?

  5. @11 Remember the episode of that comedy with Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser where they’re being filmed 24/7, and she realizes she’s out of coffee filters, and goes to get an old one out of the trash, and then remembers the camera and slowly puts it back? Can you imagine working in an office where at any minute someone might photograph your personal things and put it up on the web? Gaaa.

  6. Photoshop CS5’s new “Content-Aware Fill” is pretty impressive. Now, make it look like your desk is in space! While reading today’s paper!

  7. There is no way you would still have all of those buds on that plant, they would have bloomed by now. Or at least opened up. I’m with the naysayers, this is totally fake. Even the coffee cup is in the exact same place.

    Why you wanna do us like this Megan?

  8. @22 FTW. If you killed the Christmas Cactus I would be way more impressed than I am now. And what a redundant eyesore it would be to filth that thing up with Christmas decorations.

  9. Mmmmm, if this is the truth, then obviously, they have killed Megan and dragged her out with all the rest of the trash that use to be there…

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