What a day:

A 39-year-old cyclist was killed after a collision with a van in Ballard.

Police arrested a man in his apartment on Boylston and Howell after the man allegedly fired an air rifle at several cars from his balcony.

An alleged car prowler was hit by a car on I-5 while fleeing from police.

A bank in Wedgwood was robbed in the mid-afternoon and another bank robber left a “suspicious device” behind at the Washington Mutual on 5th and Union, shutting down traffic in the area during rush hour while the bomb squad was called in.

There was a shootout in the Central District and two masked men robbed a pet food store on Capitol Hill at gunpoint.

And finally, Police arrested a third soldier for his involvement in a string of robberies in the University District last month.

Thankfully, things have been a bit quieter today.

Jonah Spangenthal-Lee: Proving you wrong since 1983.

20 replies on “Just to Recap Yesterday’s Fucked Up Crimewave”

  1. Actually, there were two or three shootings in the CD yesterday, depending on how you count them. According to an eyewitness, at least one featured a shotgun.

    Also, last night on Eastlake between Lynn and Louisa, a half dozen squad cars were surrounding a Camaro in the Starbuck’s parking lot with their guns drawn. Not sure it it was related to one of the aforementioned crimes, but it was hardly surprising yesterday. I didn’t stick around to see what was up because I didn’t want to be late for LOST.

  2. To be fair, the cyclist getting hit by the van wasn’t really a crime, just a horrific traffic accident. Although, I guess it remains to be seen who was at fault.

  3. What happened with the BB gun loser? I know the other stories were more pressing and important, but that one at least sounded humorous. I’ve looked for more info online and I can’t really find anything. It sounds like he was shooting at people too, so I kinda want a police report and (please god) a mugshot.

    I just want to see the look on the douchebag’s face, shortly after he was told he’s busted for thousands of dollars worth of property damage.

  4. @4, @10: Yeah, I too thought “Michael Moore” was an apt description, until I saw “Typical Cougar” in the comments section (the dude was wearing a Wazzu hat). Win.

  5. Never underestimate the sneakiness of a bank robber wearing a Wazzu hat when they’re really a combat vet who went to SPU …

  6. crime rates go up when there’s a recession!?

    who predicted that!

    although, i did predict that there would be a lot more shoplifting due to the fact that people simply can’t afford to buy stuff. but i guess shooting at cars with a rifle from your balcony is acceptable too…

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