“Karate Bruce Harrell knows and this put my life in great danger.”

A local homeless activist has filed a specious anti-harassment order against City Council Member Bruce Harrell after, the man claims, Harrell threatened him.

In an anti-harassment order petition filed in King County Superior Court late last month, Michael Fuller—who repeatedly refers to himself as the Honorable Michael B. Fuller in his filing—claims that Harrell threatened him outside of Coleman Elementary School on April 28th.

In his filing, Fuller says he ran into Harrell outside the school and told him he “if you won [a city council seat] that you would handle the problem of racism in the CD.” Then, Fuller says, Harrell “made movements as he was getting out of his car to assault a disable[d] man.” Luckily, the petition says, local activist Omari Tahir Garrett, who famously whacked Mayor Paul Schell with a bullhorn in 2001, was there to break up the alleged melee.

Fuller writes in his petition that he’s afraid of Bruce Harrell because “Karate Bruce Harrell knows and this put my life in great danger.”

Fuller, who lists himself as a Private Attorney General in his filing, apparently fears for his life so much that he drafted a letter to President Barack Obama, which is included with his anti-harassment petition.

“Now these slant-eyed immigrants in the black community, with hatred against Black American disable and saying we have invaded their country and have killed their families. Now, looking as I read Jones V. Meyer CD 1968, this case law does not apply to the ones with or without a Green Card to violatie 45.11 Coercion threat and intimidate the Black American disable in the Black Community. I notice that they only socialize with Caucasoid. This has also invaded the Black Community. They did not want to be around us in the early 60s, and now they are saying this is their neighborhood. Bruce Harrell is a racist and he said we the people but not African American disable or African American veterans”

Bruce Harrell was not in his office this afternoon (sources at City Hall say Harrell was at a Karate class) and could not be reached for comment.

It appears City Hall staff are familiar with the Honorable Michael Fuller. “We’ve all been warned about “the honorable,”’ one staffer says. “He’s somebody they warn you about when you start here.”

Fuller could also not be reached for comment, but his voicemail message warns “time is winding up and God has your address. All of you elected officials that are fabricating to the constituents will have to answer to my God. Thank you.”

Fuller’s anti-harassment order against Harrell was tossed out by the court the same day it was filed.

In other news, just about anyone can file for—and get—a temporary restraining order. I’m thinking about filing one against Dan just for shits and giggles. That, and he’s been threatening to kill people around here.