KenGriffeyJr.jpgHe has thrilled sports fans for over twenty years with his hitting and fielding exploits. But can Major League baseball star Ken Griffey, Jr. hit a grand slam for the State Department?

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice named Griffey a public diplomacy envoy Tuesday, tasking the All-Star slugger with spreading “the values of the United States” in large part by helping to spark “interest in America and in our culture.”

“Public diplomacy must be a dialogue,” Rice said after meeting with Griffey in Washington. “This dialogue must extend to every citizen in every country, especially to young people.”

She noted that Griffey is uniquely qualified to engage young people given his stature as one of the best-known players in what is arguably the country’s most famous sport.

Former baseball star Cal Ripken Jr., figure-skater Michelle Kwan and actress Fran Drescher have also chosen to become public diplomacy envoys in recent years.

Griffey’s first trip as a diplomatic envoy will be to Panama in January.

Does this mean Junior’s not coming back to the Mariners?

Jonah Spangenthal-Lee: Proving you wrong since 1983.

13 replies on “Ken Griffey Jr. Goes to Bat for the US Government”

  1. I highly encourage sending Major League players to Panama (and the rest of Central America). Hell, let’s load ’em up with bats, balls, gloves, and other equipment to give away to kids there. The US majors and minors will be swimming in hot new talent from Panama 15 years from now.

  2. That Ripken… He’s so dreamy with those shiny baby blues. And that Fran Drescher is one fine fiftyish piece o’ woman. Throw those two in with Griff and the lovely Miss Kwan and you have the perfect battle royal… FOR DIPLOMACY!!!

  3. I continue to be amazed by your stupidity, Will. Panama, like much of Central America and the Caribbean, is baseball-mad, and they’ve been playing it there longer than they’ve been playing soccer (football, not “footy”, fuckhead, that’s Australian Rules) at a high level. It’s a much bigger deal than soccer there. Ever heard of Rod Carew? No, of course you haven’t. Mariano Rivera?

  4. oh, seriously, Fnarf, next thing you know, you’ll go all conspiracy theory on us and claiming that Fidel Castro was a baseball player and that’s why we invaded the Bay of Pigs …

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