TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey corrections officials have a new way of detecting certain contraband in prisons: cell phone-sniffing dogs. The Corrections Department’s Canine Unit has trained several dogs to detect cell phones, even when they are turned off.
The dogs began sniffing for banned phones in mid-October, and have already made unannounced sweeps in all 14 New Jersey prisons. A demonstration of the canines’ capabilities and those of their handlers was planned for next week.
Cultural notes:
1) The chisel in the cake trope is replaced by one that has a cell phone in a cake.
2) Where more at home can a cell phone be than in a cell?
Speaking of cakes:
It is in the human animal that cruelty finds its best expression.
These cakes look gross, and rendered inedible by tastelessness.
Those fetus-shaped cookies, however, are still awesome.
Ugh, both of those cakes make me want to vomit
One bite of that babycake and you will turn into a pedophile cannibal.
But I’d still go for the fetus-shaped cookies. especially if anyone can tell me where to find a coathangar-shaped cookie-cutter to go along with it.
Damn, no credit given to Cake Wrecks blog? If you want more horrible cakes, go to http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com
P.S. – Do you think that the bottom cake is red velvet for that extra “lifelike” feel?
Who’s gonna cut the cake? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
Yikes. Back labor sucks.
Wow, where can I get one of those dead baby cakes?
“It is in the human animal that cruelty finds its best expression”. We turn everything into an art form.
Stick a fork in her–she’s done!
elenchos
that cake may not represent back labor.
After the baby’s head emerges the baby rotates and the shoulders are delivered.
but I agree. Back labor is a pain.