The folks at Bellevue’s Valve Software typically load their video games with toolkits so fans can make their own crazy versions. To that end, the company will soon release such a toolkit for last year’s zombie-killing hit Left 4 Dead. But I don’t think Valve had a real-life porn adaptation in mind.
Left 4 Head saw release today through some campy web-only porn outlet called Sleazegroin Theater, transforming the game’s super-zombies into fuck machines. The zombie who tackles enemies is here, choosing instead to tackle female hero Zoey’s mouth with his wang. The zombie who chokes people with a twenty-foot-long tongue also makes a cameo, only this time, he’s choking them across the room with his twenty-foot-long… wang (see above). And the “Boomer,” the fat creature who dies by exploding in a cloud of blood, is reborn as the “Splooger.” Go on, guess what he does.
This video’s music and zombie screams are liberally lifted from the original game—mostly amusing because those game screams are actually courtesy of Mike Patton, the nutso leader of bands Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas (and frequent vocal contributor to Valve games). Imagine if he filed a lawsuit simply because his blood-curdling scream was lifted for the money shot.
This isn’t the first gaming-porn spoof—World of Whorecraft comes to mind (though I dunno why nobody ever put on a Pac-Man mask and gobbled some balls). Expectedly, L4H is campy enough to be amusing, never mind that the heroine here is essentially run through a rape-fantasy wringer—zombie tackles girl, girl struggles for a bit, girl decides to randomly take her top off and have at it. That sounds bad, but the woman here got off way luckier than the star of the immediate, far-less-creative sequel, Left 4 Anal.
LET ME WRAP MY LONG TONGUE AROUND YOU
http://kotaku.com/5153929/w4m-m4w–l4d-
You are the worst source of information in the video game industry. Really.
@2 this had a lot more info than I got from Joystiq.
I’m glad they finally made a game about my 20 foot penis.
What ever happened to Left for Chase, in which Zombie CEOs try to eat your brains and take your wallet?
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Thats more like it Sam. Stick with the 20′ wangs and I’ll keep reading.
I see they have the uncut extended clips with the death ending at the nichclips site
under the horror dolls store.
How do I find this stupid movie?????
I found a funny youtube video on it at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJo3-LjDF…
I think it’s a booty dance off with Zoey and the Witch
It’s already up to number five and I want to see Blowie squirt!
lol the bitch in this is funny in her other porns, her name is felony. Go check her out. XD
Forget about left 4 head. I want to see left 4 head #6 with the Bitch zombie. Looks like Blowie and the Bitch get it on for some serious girl/girl action and Blowie makes the Bitch squirt. LOL
Wow is this becoming a franchise? It’s already up to number 7 with that Tank zombie. LOL
Dude… your all fucking insane for not have watched it already!!! lmfao this shit is funny!
You can download the full video here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/240575727/le…
And no, it’s NOT safe for work, obviously! More funny than anything though…I can’t figure out if a real production company made this, or if it’s a fan video.
You can download the full video here, for some reason my link above cut off the end…the rest of the link was just “ft4head.wmv”, so either add that (without the quotes) to the end of the link, or Ill try posting it again below, in two parts…
rapidshare.com
/files/240575727/left4head.wmv
And no, it’s NOT safe for work, obviously!
Dude, I’ve seen this, but a whole lot worse is on some site I found called Left 4 Nude (http://www.left4nude.com). Pics and screenshots of Zoey and the Witch, Survivors doing infected, mass hysteria! Some people are sick. Makes me worry what will happen when Left 4 Dead 2 comes out and the Jockey is in the public consciousness.
LOL http://www.left4head.com