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(Melissa, I stole this from your Gchat status hope that’s okay thx!)
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Their table manners are atrocious.
So, basically, it looks like a typical Thanksgiving back home…
Dammit, now I want to go into Zoo Tycoon 2 and build a big-ass lemur exhibit.
I have papers to write! I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.
I was just about to say their table manners are better than 40% of my family members…