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I’ll start! It’s boring, and the most interesting component—the blue square—is stupid.

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75 replies on “Let’s All Judge the New Gap Logo!”

  1. As an early 90s college graduate with no other options (remember the first Bush recession?) I took a job as an assistant manager at a Gap in Atlanta. The whole company story “Haight-Ashbury, record store that sold jeans, generation gap” thing was drilled into us. I hated that job, and I still kinda hate the Gap, but jesus…there is so much stuff to draw on there, rather than come up with a “what’s the definition of boring?” logo. It’s like they didn’t even try.

  2. i think i “get it” and strangely this makes me feel like a total loser. i’m so embarrassed. OK. the blue square is a SCREEN – like it’s a phone. See? the gap has it’s own little phone in its ear and that makes it very *now*. it’s listening to you. oh god i’m gonna go crawl on a hole. don’t hate me.

  3. It’s not Arial, it’s not Helvetica, and it just looks like some really shitty grotesque knockoff that came on one of those “1000 fonts for $9.00” type CD’s.

    It looks like somebody didn’t even have Illustrator or Photoshop on their computer, so they knocked this out in Microsoft Powerpoint.

  4. @58: Are you an art history major? Because your uncanny ability to make up shit is *awesome.*

    I mean that in a nice way, as I am a certified shit-make-upper. *wave*

  5. @69 thanks, sigh. ya make shit up and it’s just shit till somebody ‘preciates it. then you feel all happy inside. *wave* right back.

  6. I’m really curious to know who designed this logo. I kindda feel bad for that person/company now.. (or should i?) The logo is bad. Period. No question about that. The question is: how was that designer(/company) able to convince Gap’s executives that THAT was THE logo? How?

  7. I’m really curious to know who designed this logo. I kindda feel bad for that person/company now.. (or should i?) The logo is bad. Period. No question about that. The question is: how was that designer(/company) able to convince Gap’s executives that THAT was THE logo? How?

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