Life Is a Turtle

1. Is it bad I imagined David Attenborough saying “Unbenownst to most people, the pigeon and the turtle are mortal enemies. No one knows how far back this battle has raged, but nature shows no signs of it ever stopping.”

2. @1: And then you posted about it! Are you okay?

3. Monster!

4. That made me hate nature.

5. Way to go, turtle!

6. I think it was drowning the bird after it snatched it! That’s crazy. I’m trying to decide whether this post was better than the cross-dresser mugger post from earlier… I think murderous turtle may win.

7. Mwa-hahahaha! That was excellent. I want someone to play that at my funeral.

8. Was that a snapping turtle??? Those things are brutally crazy. My aunt lives in Michigan and they have crazy big ones in the pond on her property. Apparently one tried to attack her earlier this summer. Reason #2843 to NEVER move to Michigan!

9. i like turtles

10. Quick. Someone inform Lizzie that a turtle ate some meat so she can berate it and call it evil!

11. Little Bastard

12. @10: and you know thats why turtles have such crazy high cancer rates.

    That wasn’t a pigeon that turtle ate, it was a feathered Squamous cell carcinoma.

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