Lindy West reports on Jezebel of the awesomeness of vaginas, in response to that creepy dude who called “Miss Hillary Clinton” a “C-U-Next-Tuesday” and says he wants to shoot her in the vagina. (Which, wow did that ever break my brain.)
Lindy says:
Nausea aside, though, Santilli’s words inspired an unexpected side effect in me: some real fuck-yeah Vagina Monologues girl-power shit. You want to hurt me, bro? ATTACK ME SOMEPLACE WEAK. VAGINAS ARE FUCKING BOSS.
Vaginas are strong. Entire people come out of them. You know who came out of a vagina (probably)? Hulk Hogan, Shaq, and pretty much every horse.
Vaginas take poundings and bangings and slammings and crushings AND THEY LOVE IT.
Go ahead, fire your stupid figurative rage-bullet in there. Vaginas are like, “Yawn. Is it in yet?”
Just when you’re feeling safe and comfy, vaginas open up and start vomiting blood everywhere like the elevator in the Shining. Vaginas are goth.
And thus commences the most uses of the word “vagina” in one Slog post ever. Vagina vagina. YOU’RE WELCOME.