Dowd is on Michelle’s side—and yours, ECB.

During the campaign, there was talk in the Obama ranks that Michelle should stop wearing sleeveless dresses, because her muscles, combined with her potent personality, made her daunting.

She ignored that talk, thank heavens. I love the designer-to-J. Crew glamour. Combined with her workaday visits to soup kitchens, inner-city schools and meetings with military families, Michelle’s flair is our depression’s answer to Ginger Rogers gliding around in feathers and lamé.

Her arms, and her complete confidence in her skin, are a reminder that Americans can do anything if they put their minds to it.

13 replies on “Longer Maureen Dowd”

  1. Well, you know, there’s basically no difference between a woman exposing her arms and a woman DPing a dog and a billygoat. Michelle Obama’s bare arms prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is nothing but a common whore, milking the last drops out of this great nation’s cock (between cocaine injections, no doubt).

  2. If only Dan had been so quick to correct Christopher when he gave props to that secret genius of a child rapist.

  3. Why don’t the Obamas put their minds and muscular arms to the task of arresting the freefall in the stock market?

  4. Michelle Obama is a closet radical who hates America, and especially hates white people.

    She did say “for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country,” remember?

  5. The fact that anyone gives a fuck about the First Lady’s arms is … let’s just call it lamentable.

    Also, @7 – OMG! Someone wrote a column about Michelle’s arms! She must just sit around all day and … flex her arms! She doesn’t care about America!!!

  6. Maureen Dowd is a loon. I don’t care if she says one nice thing about Michelle Obama one time. She has nothing valuable to say about things that matter. In fact, her stupid gossip columns are the perfect segue to making ridiculous comparisons like #7 did above. Indeed, what #7 says is more typical of what Dowd usually says.

    Never, ever, ever, quote Dowd or say nice things about her ever again.

  7. Oh, yes. Thank HEAVENS that Michelle ignored all that talk about changing her clothes. Thank HEAVENS! Dowd is as ridiculous as Erica makes her out to be.

  8. Obviously Dan hasn’t been paying attention or he would know that their is only one right opinion and it is Erica’s.

    All others fail.

    I pity you Mr. Savage.

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