Presents! Good shit too, like Lost Season 4 on DVD, some books that Paul promises don’t suck, and PORN! Because every gift exchange has to have porn.
And I know you all love Paul and me very much, but we’re not the only folks from editorial who’ll be there. Christopher Frizzelle, Lindy West, Jen Graves, David Schmader, and Eric Grandy, are just a few confirmed guests.
Why else will this be the Slog Happy to end all Slog Happys (Happies?)? Let me just say… CHICKEN. FRIED. BACON.
See you at the Twilight Exit (2051 E Madison St) at 6 pm tonight!
Nice, I could use some new porn *crosses fingers*. And that’s a nice lineup. I’ve never met Schmader before, so looking forward to that.
Damn, that’s a tough choice – if I get Season 4 of “Lost”, then I’ll have to go out and spend $$$$ to get seasons 1 – 3.
OTOH, if I end up with teh pron, I’ll have to go out and spend $$$$ on – well, things you need to watch porn, I guess.
Maybe I’ll get lucky and walk out with one of Paul’s books instead…
I might be able to come….
oh! homo-canes!
Yay, Dominic! I hope you can make it… fingers crossed.
Porn is the perfect white elephant gift: shit you could get free, but it’s better because someone else thoughtfully brought it just for your enjoyment…or ridicule.
Can I sit on Lindy’s lap even if she isn’t dressed as Santa tonight?
I have a zit on my forehead that’s slightly noticeable. Not going.
Please tell me that happy snowman bag has a dildo in it. Please, please.
EPIC. FOODIE. FAIL.