Need to call somebody about, oh I don’t know, the Seattle weather this week? Here you go…
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O

Is this some sort of crazy verbal humiliation line? Usually advertisements like that have sexier people.
How can you post this and not tell us what it is that’s making them cry?!?!?!