Man, Diff’rent Strokes sure looks diff’rent with diff’rent music…
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Yeah, it looks like those two kids are gonna be cursed with a life of misery and suffering.
Oh, wait…
Jesus Christ! Spooky!
No wonder the Maytag repairman still gets ahold of Dudley.
@3. Damn it, you beat me to the “Dudley gets targeted by Gordon Jump the Pedophile” reference!
Wow, he got ’em right off the basketball court. I never
really noticed that.
Now imagine “Lost” with the original “Diff’rent Strokes” theme.
Love it!
This reminds me of the trailer for that romantic comedy, The Shining.
It is racist for whites to adopt blacks!
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/black…
Wait a minute… i thought everyone was better off with a mother AND a father.
Love that red, white and blue basketball!
That is creepy! I will never look at old white men the same way ever again.
That music made the whole interaction downright creepy. Child molester/serial killer scoops up two little boys from a playground in
the hood with ease.