Another one from the ‘It’s-About-Damn-Time-Men-Were-Objectified-To-Sell-Crap’ file. And Nick Symmonds is way hotter than those metrosexual Jillz Cider guys…
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O
…more, please.
Nick Symmonds A$$ is why I’m Queeeeeeer…
Nike = child labor!
Me likey when he bends his thingie and makes it go BOING erect!
Nike child labor dispute was a a huge designed communication campaign. Get OVER it.
@5 not so sure about that, and even if they’re making sure the girls sewing your overpriced shoes are at least 14, Oxfam says they’re still refusing to take the most basic steps towards fair labor practices beyond that.
Just thinking about running naked (sans adequate support) makes my nuts hurt worse than the worstest of the blue balls.
No Thanks.
I love it ! Summer is so much man fun!
@3
When I was hungry, you created a brochure about child labor.
When I was thirsty, you gave a lecture about child labor.
When I was a stranger, you sponsored a boycott of my employer.
When I was naked, you launched your cool, anti-child labor website.
When I was sick, you refused to buy Nike sneakers.
When I was in prison, you posted comments on blogs.
I tell you the truth whatever you do for yourself in the name of others makes you no better than those you oppose.
Hah! Love it.
Where are these playing? Other than YouTube, of course. Certainly not on any American TV station, no?
@4: “It’s responsive.”
Hawt.
Nice.
omg I think I’m in love.
more of this!