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Why is the Very Polite Vampire in the front seat?
@1 Obviously because she wanted to give him head, he wasn’t sure if he was going to say no until she tried to bite him.
God… does anybody still remember vampires back when they were dictated by the rules set out by Anne Rice?
I remember. It was a generally better-dressed crowd, pretentious, out-of-touch, but unobtrusive.
I blame the Twilight series for the democratization of vampires. Vampires are common now, gauche and trashy.
Hell, they don’t even get dressed up anymore for a night out on the town.
Where’s a vampire hunter when you need one?
Second thought… imagine if the cop threatened to spray her with holy water?
And then blasted her with pepper spray.
THAT would have been some funny shit.
I can’t believe that dude turned down a blow job.
The cop sounds like Ray Romano.
@5: I wouldn’t accept a blowjob from a ‘vampire’ either. Think Lorena Bobbit, but with teeth instead of scissors.
Too drunk to suck.
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I think the “I’m gonna bite you” before the “do you want a blow job?” provides the obvious answer to the question.
plus, she proving she ain’t no mormon…unless head is allowed? does anyone else think the mormon church vs. gays issue which came before the mormon vampire books/movie thing is just a tad too funny?
Whoa, thanks for that! I heard that audio years ago on At the Drive-In’s El Gran Orgo album and hadn’t thought to search for it in the Youtube era…
No self-respecting vampire would be caught alive in that outfit.
the entire clip goes on to reference Ozzy Osborne. she talks about eating bat eyes because she’s hungry. this is from COPS from a long long time ago – nothing to do with Twilight.