First swine flu, now THIS?!?!

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

13 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. Holy crap the second I saw “Melanie” I was like is this going to turn into porn? And I waited and waited… And that creepy Lord of the Rings elf looking motherfucker showed up and I was like YES!!! This IS going to turn into porn!!! Then Melanie dragged him in the house… And then NOTHING!!!! WTF!!! Don’t those dumb bitches know it was supposed to turn into porn?!?!?!

  2. At first I thought the blonde was Kerri Kenney from The State/Reno 911. I thought this was going to be a skit, although it sort of was one.

  3. I work with “an Internet Mom” who’s addicted to social sites and for some reason either doesn’t have one at home or has to use the work computer to find hotels and flights when she goes on vacation every 4-6 months. Work? What’s that?

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