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…What the hell.
Holy crap the second I saw “Melanie” I was like is this going to turn into porn? And I waited and waited… And that creepy Lord of the Rings elf looking motherfucker showed up and I was like YES!!! This IS going to turn into porn!!! Then Melanie dragged him in the house… And then NOTHING!!!! WTF!!! Don’t those dumb bitches know it was supposed to turn into porn?!?!?!
mom jeans!
gross
Just in time for the article about internet-addicted parents.
http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/…
With all the talk about “The Power”, I thought they were satanists.
At first I thought the blonde was Kerri Kenney from The State/Reno 911. I thought this was going to be a skit, although it sort of was one.
“The Net is exciting!” So is their hair!
I work with “an Internet Mom” who’s addicted to social sites and for some reason either doesn’t have one at home or has to use the work computer to find hotels and flights when she goes on vacation every 4-6 months. Work? What’s that?
WoW…
moms are especially susceptible to Facebook quizzes. oh man…
So she used all that “power” to order a Fabio-looking dude off the internet?
Looks like those “moms” have discovered Craigslist…
Was this made in the 21st Century? Or the 1990s?