I know you’re sitting there thinking “TGIF!” “TGIF!” – but please remember your job is awesome. You should be thankful to have it. I mean, you could have THIS guy’s job…
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O

“Playing with lions”? Yeah those lions sure look like they’re having tons of fun. I don’t understand why they don’t just maul his ass. Maybe Stop it now could provide us with some of their brilliant intuition. Surely they know why the meat eating lions don’t destroy the imbecile with a stick.
Lily Tomlin was right; Woodland Park Zoo is a hellhole.
Not ” TGIF”, its “TOGTFO”
Hey, they gave the guy a stick and everything.
So what is guy’s job? Lion harasser?
Mr Poe sucks lion dick, but, is too timid to go for the young ones ….
don’t yeah ….
only if the lion’s mane is silver/grey.
disappointing, nothing but animal abuse and no payback on the human…
My job sucks ass, and if given the choice I WOULD LOVE TO GET LAID OFF