Note to self: There are just some things you should never do with your sunroof open. Never, okay? Never-EVER-never…
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Ha! They could have at least had the decency to let the poor man finish.
So, like, what was he wanking off to, a fire hidrant?
Oh, man. Suicide time.
I just spit pepsi on my keyboard. The guy coming out and waving to the camera got me… I have that Monty Python song “isn’t great to have a penis” stuck in my head now…
I never fail to laugh at the expense of others.
The title of this post is more apropos than normal.
It’s not really humor unless it’s at someone else’s expense…
boy, their laughter is annoying and juvenile until the guy goes downstairs to wave. Then I started laughing in the same annoying, juvenile way.
this seems fake to me…why would a guy ballsy enough to jack off in his car in broad daylight with the sunroof open on a busyish street, hide under a blanket? If he was Mr Horny-But-Cautious, he’d go someplace more private and if he was a real exhibitionist, he wouldn’t be covering up with a blanket. Not logical.
@9 It looked like he was playing pocket pool, not jacking under a blanket.
exactly…he doesn’t appear to have an erection and it appears that is penis is located on his thigh…also, the technique is too fake and exaggerated.
Masturbation experts! Everybody’s a critic…
Who am I to judge? I’ve played my fair share of pocket pool.
Masturbation is all Mr. Strangeways has, Keekee.