What if she really DOES handle cucumbers better than anyone he’s ever seen?

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

11 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. Thank you Miss Ironbox. You are a valued member of our business team and I will give you a raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.

  2. If he hadn’t hung there in the background leering at her before making the comment (and then delivering the comment with such a shit-eating perv grin), it might be OK. Also, she clearly does NOT handle cucumbers well…did she use those fucking tongs to transfer every little slice? How inefficient is that? She doesn’t even do the transferring very well…early on, her tongs slip and she almost drops one.

  3. I like how the perpetrators are always guys (notice how women NEVER perpetrate sexual harassment in these clips) and they seem to have the same leering creepy look in their eyes before they say anything.

  4. “Is this harassment? Or just wooden, unconvincing acting? Either way, it makes many people very uncomfortable.”

  5. @5 – Actually, in a video I saw once for a job at Intel some years ago, it was a middle-aged cougaresque woman putting her hand on the wrist of, and leering at, a creeped-out programmer. The whole room giggled.

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