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Home solution: I’ll just cut some holes in my current towel. As a bonus, it’s small enough that my cock will probably hang out the bottom. Sorry, roomies!
A better name for the Wearable Towel?
You kidding? That shit’s easy!
The WOW-el.
This has been around for a while. A woman at my gym uses one.
Fuck, those guys are fucking hot!
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Anyone who doesn’t know how to successfully wear a regular towel is retarded. We need to stop catering to retards. It is destroying our society.
@6: This country will stop catering to retards when retards stop spending money on retarded shit.
Man, I gotta get in on this lazy slob goldmine. Maybe something like a wearable sleeping bag with built-in shoes…
@8, “wearable sleeping bag with built-in shoes” just made me laugh out loud in my cubicle and play it off like a cough. Nicely done.
And the guy who is totally bewildered and frustrated about how to tie his bathrobe cracks my shit up.
@8
Fucking genius! I’m with @9, I just about choked on my soda after reading that.
“No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”
— H.L. Mencken, A Gang of Pecksniffs
@6: I’ll have to admit to watching Idiocracy, but it’s shit like this that makes it plausible for Mike Judge’s vision to come true…
so when is the wearable towel bard crawl?
bar. not bard.
although a wearable towel Shakespearean crawl would be kinda awesome.
@ 14 & 15: I liked your idea of a bard crawl – it would be different, and pretty awesome.
@16: I dunno, the luting could get out of hand.
A wearable towel bar crawl could also be a Dicks In Bars bar crawl. A Slog double-shot.
“lazy slob goldmine” ha!
The name should obviously be: The Toga Towel.
@17: Niiiice one.
@18: Oh, I like that. Certainly has potential.
Wearable sleeping bag (with shoes!)
http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/