Okay, if you absolutely *HAD* to pick a side, who would it be… Bill O’Reilly? Or Violent J?
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I propose we put ’em both in a cage match to the death.
And then shoot the winner.
I prefer the realness of nuts dropping.
Fox News: Even ICP makes more sense than we do.
Gotta stick with the Detroit home team…In all of their fucked up glory. Even though the 313 is no where near the 989, thankfully.
Billo > Juggalo
Wow, only next to Bill O’Reilly can a member of ICP seem intelligent
These clowns, they do not make me laugh.
um, never thought I’d say this, but BillO (kill me now, please)
12 year olds know a lot more than billo likes to think they do. I remember being 12.
If I were that kid I would have lied and said yes.
@1 for saying exactly what I was thinking.
“Two men enter! Zero men leave!”
Wait, isn’t Violent J just Limbaugh under all that makeup?
If I overheard this I would think the fat clown was hitting on the kid.
Violent J all the way. Even a fat clown who says inappropriate things to tweens beats O’Reilly.
Hell, after a good thinkover, I pick The King of All Evil Clowns, the man himself, John Wayne “aka Pogo the Clown” Gacy over O’Reilly.
Gacy was predatory, sure. But at least he didn’t pollute the whole world with the bad sperm that stuck in his vas deferens and backed up all the way to his brain. O’Reilly takes it two steps further. He lets it come out his mouth and he spews the rotten santorum-brown stuff all over creation.
Fucking evil clowns. The world would be better off if they was all just Batman villains.
The more I learn about juggalos, the more I am inclined to cut them some slack. Okay, they listen to music I find tacky and unpalatable. They wear clothes I think are silly and unflattering. They have a weird subculture I don’t get. That doesn’t seem any different to me than punks, goths, hipsters, or rednecks.
At least ICP would admit to being entertainers.
luv this
Hmm, I go w/ the juggalo this time. But they’re still just overweight, high-fructose corn syrup sucking, ugly white people who were raised on a diet of feedlot 99-cent burgers and unfortunately, breed. Go to YouTube and hit “juggalo baby funeral” for a couple of failed rubbers.
I think it’s pretty clear that in Bill’s nabmla fantasy no kids’ nuts have dropped yet (he can’t even get the phrase right, whatta douche)
ugh.. Bill. on this topic though I hardly care. the ICP guys are more fucked, I think.