President Obama calls for Americans to stop doing meth and quit getting Tweety Bird tattoos*…

*what about the millions of Americans (like me) us who already have Tweety tattoos? Is Mr. Obama going to pay to have them removed? Well, is he?!

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

6 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. The only Denny’s I go to is the one in Shoreline on Aurora, but I’ve only been there at about 2 in the morning, so I guess I don’t see these people. It’s like I’ve been going to a happy, bizarro Denny’s.

  2. No, Obama won’t pay to have you remove your offending Tweety tattoo, but you will be able to sign up for a voucher to get it modified. Can I recommend Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”?

  3. I can only hope that my children’s children will live in an America that’s a little bit less of an embarrassing, disgusting shithole.

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