Comfort Wipe‘s got nothing on the The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat. I mean, isn’t it time YOU took some pressure off YOUR sensitive genitals?
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O

Um, NSFW? Also, if there’s ever been an infomercial asking to get made into a woofer-thumping gay club anthem remix, here it is.
“You can use a lot of power on Salli.”
I want one of those for cycling.
Can I get one for my bicycle?
Looksmore like a way to put the pressure on.
Get the version with the Rabit insert.
Uhh. Wow, I’m actually sitting on a Salli Saddle Chair right now . . and . . .uh . . .it’s incredibly comfortable. Great for your back. Had it for years.
Why do I feel weird now? =-)
Root of penis!
I think we should examine that guy’s gentials more closely to see if it really works.
I think we should examine that guy’s gentials more closely to see if it really works.
We’re thinking of your genitals now wormerc.
Umm… the operator’s chair I use while performing dental procedures is very similar to this (no division, though.)
It has NEVER occurred to me to not wear underwear while sitting on it.
Dentistry and genitals don’t mix. Really. Don’t.
Is that Werner Herzog narrating?
This is why I love Europeans.
Since when did Eckhart Tolle sell out to the NSFW furniture advertisement narrators association?