I could get with the Snuggie™. And still on the fence with that Wearable Towel… But Kush? Really?! And for 55 bucks, plus shipping and handling, shouldn’t it vibrate? Play MP3s? Something?
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I’m sorry, but that looks just like a big fat cock between her breasts.
One of my favorite things to do…. mmmmmmmm
@1 That was what I thought.
I also thought…couldn’t this be accomplished with a half-used roll of toilet paper or something?
If you find the website for the company (which is under listings for the kingdom of Kush and the Kush strain of weed on Google), you find that not only does this product help “align spines” but also “prevents cleavage wrinkles.”
It’s also a plastic tube with a rubber coating. If I needed such a thing, I could buy a decent dildo and get the same effect, plus have a decent dildo.
Perhaps this is made necessary by the epidemic of breast implants? Normal boobs are meant to slump over softly when you move your body, but I guess if you have those big hard things sewn in there, shifting from side to side, it becomes painful? I dunno.
It should play a muzak version of “All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom in your boom-boom.”
Wow, I feel creepy.
Ummm, okay… I just use a pair of folded socks or wear a shelf-bra cami if my back is that cranky. Way cheaper! And no, I don’t have fake boobs… but mine don’t slump over (yet?).
I thought the same thing as @2, except with a rolled up washcloth or hand towel.
And speaking as a well-endowed woman (though completely natural, admittedly), I’ve never noticed any problems sleeping on my side, or that I needed any kind of extra support while I’m asleep. Plus, if it is covered with rubber or silicon or something, wouldn’t that make you sweat and/or itch?
Ew, a cleavage sweat factory.
@7…yeah, I’m a bit more ghetto than most. 😀
Or you could just, like, wear a BRA to bed.
Suddenly ZZ Top comes to mind. “She wanna pearl necklace.”
You have to make sure not to use to wide of one of these things or you will end up with a chest that looks like one of those bug eyed gold fish.
I’m thinking she could find someone to do that job for her for free.
I’m just going to start sleeping with my BF’s cock between my titties. Might as well save $55, make him happy, and maintain my proper spinal alignment all at the same time right?!?!
Note: the Kush is available “starting at $55” suggesting that pricier models are also available…
My breasts do sometimes squish together when I’m lying on my side. It can be somewhat uncomfortable, but I’m not paying $55 for some useless piece of plastic to correct it.
Or you could… sleep on your back. Bam! Give me $55.
Maybe she’s so uncomfortable because she’s sleeping in something so fugly?
Reg @ 11: I believe the lyric is “she WORE a pearl necklace,” but you know, whatever. Not much point in parsing the lyrics of Billy Gibbons.
“Titty-fuck yourself to a good night’s sleep!”
@18, I am not exactly a ZZ Top expert here. This is what I get for using a shitty internet lyrics database.
Nonetheless, the first thing I thought upon seeing this thing is the old pearl necklace.
I think Fnarf’s on to something…there’s some fine print at 0:33 that mentions “KUSH offers comfort for…Larger Breast Enhancements…and Post-Operative Recovery” among a few others.
The real issue at hand is the inherent laziness of boobs. It’s time to start making boobs pull their own weight around here.
@22: Not gonna work. Cf. National Geographic.
I too experience discomfort when I wear a corset to bed. It’s like the woman in this commercial is ME.
@7: Pictures please!
This is porn, right?