Reason #859 why you should never ever pick a fight with a drunk Austrailian. Just don’t do it. You will not win.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

19 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. I believe we are seeing the exotic species “hoon” in its natural habitat.

    I was really thrilled when this word came up on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” this weekend. Yes, I know that is pathetic on at least three levels, possibly four.

  2. As an Australian this makes me so proud. My favorite part is when he tells him he only has 10 seconds left to record on his camera. Not only are we smart but we are frugal with the use of technology, which is great for the environment.

  3. What a moron.

    2 rules (both stolen from Chris Isaak) have served me well living in Australia: 1. Never fight anyone you can out-run; 2. Apologise for everything (or to quote Marsalis Wallace, “fuck pride!”).

  4. Gawd I hate “Say’s You”. SOOOOoooo unfunny and desperate.
    I can’t even come up with a word that describes how bad it is. I bet they could, and it would be dumb, vaudevillian-attempted wait-for-the-laugh “comedy”. On the other hand, “Wait, wait” is great.

  5. The brow of the skull is the thickest bone in the human body. Sure, you can break weak glass with it, but why? What is gained by rattling your brain in this way?

  6. Okay, I have to admit that, as an Australian, I do this too. Not headbutting windscreens, but baiting drunk fuckwits. Fuckin hilarious.

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