Did he really give cardiopulmonary resuscitation, CPR, to what I think he just did? Will someone give this guy a frickin’ raise or something?
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If you thought it was a ferret, yes.
That’s fucking awesome.
It looks like a giant white rat!
Firefighters get so much tail.
I was impressed until I figured out he was trying to SAVE that big rat-thing! I want to tear it open and eat its liver.
don’t let mudede see this, he’ll freak out.
i think it is totally awesome though.
Are you kidding? Mudede would be the one who started the fire – not admitted to it – and then criticized the firefighters for overreacting and not respecting his feelings as an arsonist.
That’s the ugliest kitten I’ve ever seen.
Ohhh… Nice marmot!
True story: I have given mouth-to-snout to a laboratory rat on more than one occasion. You have to be careful with how hard you blow. Tiny lungs and such.
it looks like a possum, not a ferret! in the words of the almighty Cathy, ACK!
That actually made me cry. What a guy.